Has anyone considered what high school reunions are going to be like for our generation? Like, "Hey, uh, sorry I deleted you on Facebook" or "Yeah, I already knew you took that job in Boston because it showed up on my News Feed" or "I can't look at you the same way since you tweet constantly about your bowel movements."
The whole point of a high school reunion is to catch up with the people you cared about in high school, but thanks to our massively inter-connected world on the internet, there's really no "catching up" to do. Anyone I still even slightly care about from high school is still my Facebook friend, probably also a connection on LinkedIn (because I am professional when it comes to my talent for doing nothing productive), on my Skype contact list, and potentially someone I follow on Twitter. And everyone else, I really don't care about enough to want to reunite with them.
There's no room for some "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" stunt, because everyone already knows who you've become in the last *insert number of* years.
What are you talking about?
Of course I invented post-it notes and married a billionaire!
In all seriousness, though -- I can't even imagine what I would talk to people about at a high school reunion at this point. Even with my friends, there's this sort of comfortable silence sometimes because we already know what's going on in everyone's lives. And if that's the case, then what's the point?
Thankfully no longer in high school,